Of chicken and chicks..

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Have you ever been in a situation when there's this girl you want to talk to,kind of badly,but you are scared..not of talking to the girl,but the girl herself.. It is slighhhhtly difficult to explain. What if this one judges you? Yeah girls usually do,not that you give a monkey's tail for that,usually again,but this is kind of not so usual. I am pretty sure,there hasn't been another one who's actually afraid of falling for someone..Is there now? This isn't any socially relevant topic to speak on,except,it sort of screws around my social life,hence,by laws of causality and eventuality and other similar flamboyant,currently irrelevant and most importantly,useless words,this IS an issue of my social relevance.

Bloody hell I sound selfish..

One moment,I have made up my mind, “आज तोह कुछ भी हो जाए,बात तोह करके रहून्गा ”(No matter what happens,I WILL talk to her today!!),then there's this sound from inside, “चल छोड़ ना यार,कल कर लेना बातें ”(Chill dude,Maybe try talking to her tomorrow).

And I am like, “फिर से हो गया पंटा -धार ”(Yeah,Congratulations,you just screwed up)

And this situation goes back and forth for a few days.. Then from somewhere,you get the bad news...

“अरे,उस वाली लड़की को तोह 'वोह' वाला STUD पता गया बे!!”(Hey,that chick has been taken by 'that dude' man!)

“और हम साल दरिया के किनारे,धरे-के-धरे रह गए ”(And I was left to sit helplessly on the beach)

वोह अंग्रेज़ी में कहतें है ना ...फॉरएवर लोनली ...(FOREVER LONELY)

P.S.-

This post has no bearing what so ever to the writer's life(Mostly....). The writer ends up in the 'Forever lonely' category for being too much(exceedingly so) IN-THE-FACE of the girl...Tragically,he does end up in that category(What an achievement,brother!!).

The writer....