There's no order to the lines that are about to follow. Some are life experiences, some are rather obvious, some painfully true, a few ludicrous, and the rest? Well, you decide for yourself. Here goes.
Your future self is probably talking to you right now.
Instincts are smarter than you. Trust them.
If you don't see the blue ticks, Turn Around And Run! (TAAR)
Fake American accent after a three-day visit to Singapore? TAAR.
Fishy handshake? TAAR
If it's hard, the effort is mostly worth it.
If he, she, or it makes you wait, it's not worth it. (unless you're getting naughty as fuck)
A sound sense of grammar shows a coherent mind, irrespective of language. Fine, I made that up. But if you/ she/ he/ it/ theytyp as tho dey r stenographers, TAAR. Especially if that's how you type.
Gossip mongers? TAAR
If you can't tell your mom, sister, brother or close friend what's truly bothering you, you've got trouble on your hand. Sort yourself at the earliest. Somehow. Anyhow.
You and I aren't special. We werelied to. I know, the feeling sucks.
Too manyhashtags ? TAAR
Pout? Oh god, really?
And stop taking a fucking selfie anywhere and everywhere! Stop!
Your future self is probably talking to you right now.
Instincts are smarter than you. Trust them.
If you don't see the blue ticks, Turn Around And Run! (TAAR)
Fake American accent after a three-day visit to Singapore? TAAR.
Fishy handshake? TAAR
If it's hard, the effort is mostly worth it.
If he, she, or it makes you wait, it's not worth it. (unless you're getting naughty as fuck)
A sound sense of grammar shows a coherent mind, irrespective of language. Fine, I made that up. But if you/ she/ he/ it/ they
Gossip mongers? TAAR
If you can't tell your mom, sister, brother or close friend what's truly bothering you, you've got trouble on your hand. Sort yourself at the earliest. Somehow. Anyhow.
You and I aren't special. We were
Too many
Pout? Oh god, really?
And stop taking a fucking selfie anywhere and everywhere! Stop!
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