A guy and a girl were roaming with each other on an abandoned piece of road. On their right was a beautiful beach sunset. On their left was an entire line of abandoned buildings, like the ones in "I am Legend", or say, "Inception". Empty, lifeless buildings. Let's chuck the buildings, and concentrate on the sunset.
They walked, and they walked and they walked. Neither one of them was getting tired with all the walking, and thankfully so. Suddenly, they stopped in the middle of the road. They turned toward each other at the same time, and each looked the other in the eye.
If there were a camera onlooking the beach with the guy and the girl inside the camera frame, the scene would look like....
Both their hearts were pounding like the way hearts of racehorses would.
The guy faced the girl and said...
Guy: I want to feel your heartbeat.
Girl: *Didn't/ Couldn't say anything out of anxiety*
Guy: Do you want to feel how my heart's pounding?
(What a dumb-ass question! Way to go!)
Girl: *Nodded sideways to say no at first, then nodded to say yes.*
(Very intelligent thing to do)
Guy: Place your hand on my chest, and I shall place my hand on yours...
Girl: *Did as the guy said, and felt the guy's heart throbbing like CRAZY!!*
Girl: Goodness!! Your heart's beating like CRAZY!! Can you feel my heart????
Guy: Err... Actually, I can't feel anything. Your boob is kind of becoming a hindrance....
WARNING!! Do not try this at a beach near you. For that matter, do not try this anywhere!
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