Position for "Girlfriend" Vacant

Now that the emotional recession is over, we at ShortDude & Co. are hiring! We see that there is room for aggressive expansion, given the abundance of available talent. But there is only one spot available for the position of "The Girlfriend" currently. And so, we will be having try-outs!

Candidates must be fun loving, free spirited, gutsy, and ballsy(Not literally), and most importantly, must have high self esteem, low expectations. All other parameters of evaluation shall be given little/no importance. Any candidate having non-proverbial balls shall be disqualified.
To apply now, call 9037696969.  After the phone interview, candidates will be provided with an application number, which they must produce on the day of the personal interview.  The date for the selection interview will also be provided during the phone interview.
On the assigned date of the selection interview, the applicants must submit their 
Application Number
Photocopy of Aadhar card/ Passport, Photo ID
Bank Balance, In full cash,(**as we do not have ATM card swiping machines)

In case of loss/theft of application number, as experienced by many candidates in the past, your phone number would suffice.

Call now!! And get a chance to go on a free dinner with our CEO!

You can be the one to pick up the tab!