Main tainu samjhaawaa ki?

की समझावा मैं तैनू ? बोल ओये उल्लू दे पट्ठे!

Ki samjhaawaa main tainu?? Bol oye ullu tey patthey!!!!

How shall I make you understand, you dimwit (Son of an owl, to be more precise...)?!

रोने के लिए तैयार हो जाओ !

Get ready to cry, folks!

Main tainu samjhaawaa ki?

Ki sab hai chutiyapanti.......

Main tainu samjhaawaa ki?

Aankh kar di maa ki!

Oye kar de beda paar mera!

Chaddhaun rupaye hazaar tera!

Kisine pocket maari meri.

Main tainu samjhaawaa ki?

Ki baj gayi meri ghannnti!

Pichhwaadi pe, laath padi hai,

Dhho bhi main nayi paiyaan!

Ab toh tu bhi maar le meri,

Thappad main nayi khaaiyaan!

Jeena mera.... hai, rona hua, ki main karaa?!

Ke tu jaake chaaaaiiii la mera!

Ke paise tere GHANNNNTA mera!

Kyun le raha hai phir tu meri?

Main tainu samjhaawaa ki?

Oye ladki waala part tera!

Ki aur sar na chaat mera!

Tu pakka lega jaan meri!

Main tainu samjhaawaa ki?

Ki sab hai chutiyapanti!

My life looks like a bunch of clichéd movie scenes put together into one reel. Well, to be a "little"  more specific, parts of my life are like a bunch of clichéd movie scenes put together on the same reel. It is like the scene in the movie Fight Club, where Brad Pitt inserts segments of pornographic films into reels of normal feature films in the reel room of the theater he works in. So during the running of a movie, a few frames of the pornographic movie flash in front of the audience. "Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did... A nice, big cock..."

I'm part happy, and part sad  that none of the movie frames that make up my life have anything closely pornographic about them. Sad because... Obviously!

Happy, because I don't have to bear the shock of seeing a penis flashing in front of my eyes. Well, that said, who the hell writes lyrics to songs that we hear nowadays? Mushy nonsense! The worst part is when the mushy song becomes an ear-worm, refusing to leave at no cost. Goodness! Why do we get ear-worms?

Main tainu samjhaawaa ki?

Na tere bina lagda ji,

Tu ki jane pyaar mera,

Main karu intezaar tera..

Tu dil tuiyyo jaan meri..

Main tainu Samjhaawaa ki?

Na tere bina lagda ji..

Bhak yaar!

I still don't understand how "Ullu dey patthey"(Son of an owl) can be a way to address a stupid person in Hindi. Are owls stupid?